A Quote by Michael Caine

Feb 24, 2009 - "Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath." Michael Caine. - 7 Comments

An Example of When Haste Makes Waste

Feb 03, 2009 - Escape attempt stopped by lamp post HASTINGS , New Zealand - New Zealand authorities said a lamp post and a pair of handcuffs foiled an escape attempt by two prisoners from a courthouse. Security staff at Hastings District Court on New Zealand's North Island said the two men ran from the courthouse but were stopped when they attempted to run on either side of a lamp post, apparently forgetting they were handcuffed together, Britain's The Daily Telegraph reported Thursday. "As they were being led from the Hastings police cells... - 3 Comments

Couple On Exhibit In Free Hotel Room

Feb 03, 2009 - Couple on exhibit in free hotel room NEW YORK - A British couple visiting New York said they have accepted a free five-star hotel room with one catch -- they will be watched by passersby through clear walls. Duncan Malcolm and Katherine Lewis said the Roger Smith Hotel, located in the heart of New York's Manhattan borough, told them they can stay for free in a replica room built on the ground floor of a nearby building, with the provision that the curtains on the floor-to-ceiling windows are kept open between the hours of 4:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m., Britain's The Daily Telegraph reported. - 8 Comments

LOL - Hubby's Suggestion - Rubbing Yourself Down With Bear Grease Works Well Too!

Jan 31, 2009 - Massage your skin with baby oil before you get dressed, and it will help you stay warmer during the cold weather months. The oil closes your skin pores and helps insulate your body. It will also smooth and moisturize dry skin! - 12 Comments

*********Read The Last Part First

Jan 24, 2009 - Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on board. "Wait a minute!" he said. - 4 Comments

It's Sunday and I am Grateful...

Jan 18, 2009 - It's Sunday and I am Grateful. Sunday again, and I am grateful for another one. This week I am grateful for the continuity of life. - 13 Comments

Have A Happy New Year, and in 2009 Remember To:

Dec 30, 2008 - Always try to help a friend in need Believe in yourself Be brave...but it's ok to be afraid sometimes Study hard Give lots of kisses Laugh often Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number Always try to see the glass half full Meet new people, even if they look different to you Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless Take lots of naps.. Be weird whenever you have the chance Love your friends, no matter who they are Don't waste food RELAX Take an occasional risk Try to have a little fun each day. ..it's important Work together as a team Share a joke with friends Fall in love with someone.. - 11 Comments

To All the Moms and Grandmoms Out There

Dec 27, 2008 - When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness...just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning each deed! - 5 Comments

Longest List of Annoyances I Have Ever Seen!

Dec 27, 2008 - With thousands of ways to annoy people, you'll never get bored! Find out how to annoy people in an elevator, in the bathroom, on the beach, at a funeral, in a swimming pool and in many other places! You'll also learn ways to aggravate a cop, a professor, and even Santa Claus! - 7 Comments

Miss Beatrice

Dec 01, 2008 - Miss Beatrice, > >>>> > > >>>> > The church organist, > >>>> > Was in her eighties > >>>> > And had never been married. > >>>> > She was admired for her sweetness > >>>> > And kindness to all. > >>>> > One afternoon the pastor > >>>> > Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint > >>>> sitting room. - 7 Comments